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Just to be on the safe side, Mike Pence never drinks coffee alone from a cup with the Starbucks woman on it. He just can't be sure where that woman has bean, and he doesn't want to give anyone grounds to be suspicious.
He told the female staffer of her responsibilities but then really freaked out when he realised that they were standing next to a mirror and there weren't actually 4 people in the room.
LOL - EXCEPT that we all know Mike Pence would never be alone with a woman, so most likely he gently chastened her in front of the whole office before reminding her that it was her duty to her man to keep her breath fresh, and to wear a bow in her hair while vacuuming.
Why would you need coffee when the adrenaline rush of raw fear welling up from being on the inside of the Trump Administration should keep you on edge with your fight-of-flight mechanism revved up all day.
Fake news. Pence would NEVER invite a lady, that wasn't his wife, to come just "knock on his door" ANYTIME. An appointment would need to be made through his wife and in her presence!
To be fair, though, if you need coffee to function at work every day, you probably need to at least put some effort into your health lol.