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Liking this stuff is wrong because of reasons. Reasons are logical. Logic is superior to opinion. Fact is superior to feeling. Wait--where are you guys going? I'm just stating what is right! Guys? ...guys?
Area Man frequently reminds me that he has no television because it's all terrible and that his phone contains thousands of songs from bands I've never heard of.
This thing... Why does everyone like this? I don't know, but I am sure I am not one of those earthly sellouts -Area man while enjoying his vegan steak-
It takes a lot of bravery to tell people they don't deserve happiness, and all their joy is a fabrication of society. I just want to tell everyone, you're welcome.
"I don't get why people even like coffee," Area Man says, "I sustain my energy by the power of feeling superior--and it doesn't give me heartburn, either!